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Wednesday 20 August, 2008
 13:19 | 15/Apr/2008 |  11 Comment(s)
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Once again.....

 

The men vs. women debate is never a very productive one, but it continually recurs in discussions of gender differences. Although the range of opportunities available to men and women continue to converge, the difference between social roles and styles among the two, remain striking. All said and done, men are men and women shall always remain women till their end. Though there is no harm in this phenomenon started by the Lord, there definitely is a clear and bold line drawn between the two sexes inspite of their strengths, be it emotional or physical by none else but man.

99% of the rules are man-made and women are supposed to just abide by those laws. That has been so since the era of Adam and Eve and shall remain without much change till life on Earth exists. That, dear friends, is the Truth @ Point Blank.

Lot more to say but maybe, next time. Here goes a small story (infact a chain mail going round and round) which inspired me to write the few lines above.

NICE STORY.....


When girls don't put out!!

Girls -- Please have a sense of humour!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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